5 reasons I love my brother:
1. He'll do every single favour I ask of him, even carry my bag, cook for me and go to the shops for me.
2. He is not old enough to be a jerk.
3. He's my slave at home.
4. My parents always side me.
5. I have no choice, for God has bestowed upon me such a pest, of whom I am to regard highly.


And they're all of similar breedings. I HATE THEM.