At the clinic today, my mum sent me off to buy bottled water so Nad could take her medicine. So while I was sauntering to the nearest 7E, I felt a gentle tap on my right shoulder. And like any human would, I turned around to be faced with a middle-aged man with thick facial hair fencing the outlines of his face. I was waiting for my light bulb to light up and for my mind to be shocked with familiarity. But he wasn't familiar, nor did he produce any endorphins in my body (he is afterall old). And then he said I had to follow him for some investigation and he flashed me something that had a crest. It wasn't like the Singaporean police crest but it was like NYPD kind of crest? In all matters, it was a fluke and I think that man was crazy. I just stared at him for one second and rushed into the 7E and bought bottled water and when I came out he started speaking nonsense and I just ignored him and walked on. I thought he'd just go arrest someone else but nooo, he walked behind me and started screaming at me in the vulgar language of madmen. Since he was so determined to play police and thief with me I did what a thief would to please him. I ran, and he chased after me but I've been training for my 2.4km run for weeks in school so yeah, the bugger lost. I ran into the clinic. THE THIEF OUTRAN THE POLICE!

While flagging for a cab with my mum and Nad, I saw him across the street. Lucky for me, madmen usually have bad eyesight, so the police lost his target today.

Maybe I should have gone to school today.